Story Time

[Harold2]

We all played this at the other site so we all know the rules, carry on the story with three words only

[munchycarrot]

So anyway

[Pipeman]

to the pub

[munchycarrot]

we go for

[Pipeman]

a final half

[munchycarrot]

and a celebration

[Pipeman]

because it's the

[munchycarrot]

last day of

[Pipeman]

Wimbledon, Thank Goodness.

[munchycarrot]

The crowd were

[Harold2]

all asleep just

[munchycarrot]

as they announced

[Pipeman]

that Virginia Wade

[munchycarrot]

was a man

[miffy]

and a GASP

[munchycarrot]

was heard from

[Pipeman]

her husband who

[munchycarrot]

didn't have a

[Pipeman]

comment to make

[miffy]

although he went

[munchycarrot]

pretty red with

[Pipeman]

rage when his

[munchycarrot]

wife was exposed

[Harold2]

as a canon

[munchycarrot]

loving man with

[Harold2]

Nikon envy syndrome

[munchycarrot]

and a beard

[Pipeman]

like their son's

[munchycarrot]

hairy big toe

[Pipeman]

on all three

[Harold2]

side of his

[Pipeman]

left tennis hand

[Harold2]

he as down

[miffy]

loaded pro show

[Harold2]

For his canon

[munchycarrot]

but it doesn't

[Pipeman]

make the images

[Snaphappy]

sparkle like Nikon's

[munchycarrot]

superior quality software.

[Pipeman]

Forgetting cameras, let's

[munchycarrot]

move on to

[Pipeman]

the new house

[munchycarrot]

being built next

[Pipeman]

to the lake

[munchycarrot]

in the lovely

[Pipeman]

suburb of Little

[munchycarrot]

Coventry-on-Sea

[Pipeman]

where the tide

[munchycarrot]

goes the wrong

[Pipeman]

way because Canute

[miffy]

sucked instead of

[munchycarrot]

blew and it

[Snaphappy]

went sideways across

[munchycarrot]

Coventry and soaked

[Pipeman]

Tog's Management Team

[munchycarrot]

right thru to

[Pipeman]

their little vests

[miffy]

Fortunately Ben's vest

[munchycarrot]

was rubber and

[Snaphappy]

kept him dry

[Pipeman]

but Stef was

[miffy]

wearing pink tassels

[munchycarrot]

on her slippers!

[miffy]

on her slippers!

( Nicely avoided, Stef :rofl:)

So was unable

[munchycarrot]

to skip fast :D

[Pipeman]

without losing her

[miffy]

loose-elasticated knickers

[Pipeman]

,to remedy this

[miffy]

she discarded them

[Pipeman]

with a flourish:shocked:

[miffy]

WOW!!! A flourish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Snaphappy]

rhymes with nourish

[Pipeman]

and frollicked around

[miffy]

amongst the photographers

[Snaphappy]

blowing kisses to

[munchycarrot]

ben with his

[miffy]

black rubber vest

[Pipeman]

and Y-fronts to

[miffy]

try and charm

[Pipeman]

all the walkers

[miffy]

and TV cameras

[Pipeman]

from Japan and

[Snaphappy]

then police turned

[miffy]

up with handcuffs

[Pipeman]

for the togger

[munchycarrot]

who had got

[miffy]

the crappiest camera

[munchycarrot]

in the crowd.

[miffy]

ello-ello-ello!!!

[munchycarrot]

said the officer

[miffy]

to Munchy Carrot !

[Pipeman]

and asked to

[miffy]

take a look

[Pipeman]

at the rubber

[munchycarrot]

vest photo of

[miffy]

Ben's twin, Ron

[munchycarrot]

but the memory

[miffy]

card had mysteriously

[Pipeman]

been posted to

[miffy]

the reader's wive's

[Pipeman]

who fell about

[munchycarrot]

laughing at the

[Pipeman]

big grin on

[munchycarrot]

ben's face in

[Pipeman]

view of the

[Marvin]

crowd, who by

[Pipeman]

this time were

[munchycarrot]

getting quite bored

[Pipeman]

and went to

[munchycarrot]

have a sleep

[Pipeman]

in the hairy

[munchycarrot]

elephants HUGE bed.

[Pipeman]

This was made

[Harold2]

From Pidgin droppings

[Pipeman]

painted a bright

[Marvin]

lime green colour

[munchycarrot]

and glued with

[Hicarrumba]

Flour and Water

[Pipeman]

from the lake

[munchycarrot]

up the road

[Pipeman]

from the soap

[Marvin]

box manufacturing plant.

[Pipeman]

Soap isn't used

[Marvin]

for lens cleaning

[Harold2]

but for washing

[Pipeman]

smelly socks which

[Snaphappy]

nobody will touch

[Pipeman]

except the monkeys

[Marvin]

and their relatives,

[munchycarrot]

who just love

[Marvin]

smelly socks and

[Snaphappy]

blue stilton cheese

[Harold2]

that Ron feeds

[Pipeman]

to Harold when

[Marvin]

he's being naughty!

[Pipeman]

But today he

[munchycarrot]

was being very

[Pipeman]

good so spam

[munchycarrot]

was on the

[Pipeman]

grill ready for

[munchycarrot]

Harold to munch

[Harold2]

Yummy said Harold

[Pipeman]

and scoffed the

[Harold2]

Lot before Ron

[Pipeman]

moved on and

[Harold2]

and took them

[Pipeman]

to the cobblers

[Harold2]

For Stewert to

[Pipeman]

nail to the

[Harold2]

front of his

[Snaphappy]

tripod, which helps

[Pipeman]

to balance his

[Marvin]

accounts, but now

[Pipeman]

the rain is

[Harold2]

Laundered is money

[Pipeman]

,gained from dabbling

[Harold2]

in the dark

[Pipeman]

world of grey

[Harold2]

Shades by Ansal

[Pipeman]

of Asda fame

[Harold2]

who invented the

[Pipeman]

rubber walking stick

[munchycarrot]

just for the

[Marvin]

three legged race

[Hicarrumba]

That goes from

[Pipeman]

York to Timbuktoo

[Harold2]

When Stewart Entered

[munchycarrot]

into the young

[Pipeman]

Offenders Institute, he

[miffy]

was airlifted out

[Marvin]

of the girl's

[Harold2]

Dorm wareing a

[miffy]

a pink frilly

[Pipeman]

nightie with two

[munchycarrot]

matching slippers and

[Pipeman]

a fireman's helmet

[Harold2]

sticking out of

[miffy]

the top pocket

[Pipeman]

which also held

[munchycarrot]

a piece of

[Pipeman]

the hairy elephant's

[Harold2]

Tail hair that

[miffy]

resembled a brick!!

[Pipeman]

Bricks don't have

[Marvin]

hair on the

[Pipeman]

inside any more

[Harold2]

like the ones

[Marvin]

that they used

[Snaphappy]

to build the

[Harold2]

Pyramids Ron Designed

[Pipeman]

because Harold's fell

[Marvin]

down after the

[Pipeman]

hairy elephant pushed

[Marvin]

it with his

[Pipeman]

bum. Fortunately, Pharaoh

[Harold2]

Badbadman the third

[Pipeman]

wasn't inside because

[Harold2]

Ron had built

[Pipeman]

a huge palace

[Marvin]

called the "studio"

[Pipeman]

under the pier

[Marvin]

where Stewart held

[Pipeman]

a seance every

[Marvin]

time that he

[Harold2]

broke wind and

[Pipeman]

asked the spirits

[Marvin]

for their forgiveness.

[Harold2]

After he had

[Marvin]

done it again,

[Harold2]

because the smell

[Pipeman]

captivated all around

[munchycarrot]

and they felt

[Pipeman]

warm and drowsy

[Marvin]

so they went

[Pipeman]

to the hairy

[Harold2]

Elephants Tail and

[Pipeman]

cut it off

[Harold2]

Then went to

[Pipeman]

watch some cricket

[munchycarrot]

as England were

[Pipeman]

asking about Harold!

[munchycarrot]

They really missed

[Pipeman]

Harold's spam sandwiches

[munchycarrot]

with branston and

[Pipeman]

mustard and jam

[miffy]

on crusty bread

[Pipeman]

from the co-op

[miffy]

which was cheaper

[Pipeman]

because the members

[miffy]

of TOG 247

[Pipeman]

got their divi

[miffy]

Aaaaaaah--remember divi???

[Harold2]

She was the

[Pipeman]

founder member of

[Harold2]

The womens league

[Pipeman]

of gobstopper suckers

[miffy]

stationed in Manchester

[munchycarrot]

and BOY she

[Harold2]

could suck a

[miffy]

was a big

[Harold2]

was a big

Eh!!!:confused:

[miffy]

(Sorry Harold, you beat me to it !!:o)

BIG gob stopper!!

[kooky]

they were that

[munchycarrot]

hard to bite

[miffy]

that she just

[munchycarrot]

took her teeth

[miffy]

out of the

[Pipeman]

washing machine and

[munchycarrot]

used them instead.

[Pipeman]

Her teeth were