Quotes

[badbadman]

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
-- Benny Hill

[Jeni]

children in back seats cause accidents. accidents in back seats cause children

[kooky]

Lol!!!!:D:D

[badbadman]

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
-- Dolly Parton

[badbadman]

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting

[badbadman]

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
-- Eddie Murphy

[Steve]

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."

Bob Monkhouse.

[Hicarrumba]

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
Ozzy

[Marvin]

Making love at age 90 is like shooting pool with a rope.
-George Burns

[badbadman]

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
-- Bob Hope

[Harold2]

Youth is wasted on the young

[badbadman]

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill

[Marvin]

Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand.

- Woody Allen

[munchycarrot]

lmao :D

[Ange]

It's not the man in your life, it's the life in your man. - Mae West

[Harold2]

the man with holes in his pockets usually holds the staff of life when his hands are cold.

[benjiblanco]

Im a nobody... nobodys perfect... therefore I'm Perfect!!!

[benjiblanco]

The moon was full, so astronauts queued up outside.

[benjiblanco]

The wind whistled all through the night.... and other welsh hymns.

[badbadman]

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Noel Coward

[Hicarrumba]

Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope - George Burns

Instead of getting married again, I am going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house - Rod Stewart