Grumpy old & young men

[kooky]

Just in case you have anything to be grumpy about:rofl:

[Jeni]

men are always grumpy, they just never tell you why!

[miffy]

But what have they got to be grumpy about?? They only have to put up with US!! Whereas WE have to put up with THEM!! Now THAT'S a reason to be grumpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: That must be why we needed the grumpy thread first!!!!!!!!!:D:D

xxjan

[badbadman]

But what have they got to be grumpy about?? They only have to put up with US!! Whereas WE have to put up with THEM!! Now THAT'S a reason to be grumpy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: That must be why we needed the grumpy thread first!!!!!!!!!:D:D

xxjan


And that is why we are grumpy. :p

[badbadman]

What makes me grumpy...

1. Women leaving the toilet seat down.

2. People who can't just sit down on a bus and have to move everytime the bus stops.

3. Queue jumpers

4. People who park their cars on the pavement so you have to walk on the road to get round it.

5. Idiots with £500 cars with £5000 stereos in them playing them at stupid volume at night.


I will have more...:D

[cindy]

What makes me grumpy...

1. Women leaving the toilet seat down. ( Men who leave the tiolet seat up!):headbanger:

2. People who can't just sit down on a bus and have to move everytime the bus stops.

3. Queue jumpers

4. People who park their cars on the pavement so you have to walk on the road to get round it.:D

Seems like you and me have a lot in common! :shocked:

[miffy]

get in your own thread cindy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: lmao

xxjan

[cindy]

I did Janet just thought I would double the moan :rofl:

[Pipeman]

My wife got her pension at 60, I had to wait for mine until I was 65.
Now that's something to be grumpy about, ...........unless you know differently of course!

[Shaun]

I hate it when its your other halfs "time of the month" meaning they can get away with anything, moan about anything and everything is your fault!

[Pipeman]

I hate it when its your other halfs "time of the month" meaning they can get away with anything, moan about anything and everything is your fault!

Doesn't last for ever, Shaun - just seems that way.

[miffy]

I hate it when its your other halfs "time of the month" meaning they can get away with anything, moan about anything and everything is your fault!


Yes, that's right!!!! And your problem????????????????:confuse:


xxjan :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Beeje25]

mindless violence
getting ask which paper you work for
bar staff in an empty pub who cant remember your round
people that put Coke in my JD eeeerrr I think that it for the moment

[Gel403]

I hate it when its your other halfs "time of the month" meaning they can get away with anything, moan about anything and everything is your fault!

Yes Shaun, that's coz it is YOUR fault :rofl:

Oh and by the way, Women don't moan, it's just that men don't listen :headbanger:

[roy boy]

Just wasting your time lad's "They are never ever wrong!!!!"


And anyway ladies why Grumpy OLD men? i know loads of young one's

[Pipeman]

Well said Dad!

[kooky]

Just wasting your time lad's "They are never ever wrong!!!!"


And anyway ladies why Grumpy OLD men? i know loads of young one's


Changed:D

[miffy]

Well said Dad!


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

xxjan

[Shaun]

im a youngen!

[scottie]

I was waiting for my pension at 65 having sent the forms in weeks before they forgot to process them now that's grumpy
and why is it when I arrive at a short queue there is always someone who has something without the bar code on
now that's grumpy:cry:

im a youngen!
I was at your age to Shuan lol

[badbadman]

I hate it when its your other halfs "time of the month" meaning they can get away with anything, moan about anything and everything is your fault!


Yeh, hormones as an excuse...:rolleyes:




more from me.

1. Politicians, their greed and lack of scruples.

2. People who don't wash and offend others nasal passages with their disgusting body odour.

3. People who feel they have to share their mobile phone conversation with you by shouting down the thing, especially when on buses.

4. Obvious questions, e.g. are you alright..I have just trapped my manhood in my fly cos I am not alright you stupid person.

5. Southampton Football Club. They hate us Portsmouth fans.

[miffy]

Oh dear BBM!!! What a lot of moans!!!!! Wrong time of the month, is it??????????????:rofl::rofl:


xxjan

[badbadman]

Oh dear BBM!!! What a lot of moans!!!!! Wrong time of the month, is it??????????????:rofl::rofl:


xxjan

Yes I am very Hormonal at the moment...see how you like one of us using it as an excuse. :p

[miffy]

:rofl: Touche Mr Badman!!!!!! Now go & fill a hot water bottle & curl up on the settee with it & i'll make you a nice cup of tea!!!

xxjan

[badbadman]

Right I am going to go throw a wobbly and shed some tears now...hormones. :cry::D

[sharkbait]

If a man says something in a forrest, and there are no women around... Is he still wrong?:rofl:

[sharkbait]

How do you define a woman? Take a man and remove all logic and sense of accountability!:shocked:

Jack Nicholson - As good As It Gets.

[roy boy]

" a dog is for life"...you can dump the ole'woman at any time!!!!!!

[miffy]

If a man says something in a forrest, and there are no women around... Is he still wrong?:rofl:



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

xxjan

[miffy]

" a dog is for life"...you can dump the ole'woman at any time!!!!!!

Not till she's washed up though,eh, Roy????????????? ;)

xxjan

[miffy]

How do you define a woman? Take a man and remove all logic and sense of accountability!:shocked:

Jack Nicholson - As good As It Gets.

And add a brain cell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:top:

xxjan

[sharkbait]

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.

27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.

28. A beer is always satisfying.

29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.

30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.

31. A beer does not come with in-laws.

32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.

33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.

34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.

36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.

37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.

38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.

39. Beer won't drive you to drink.

40. You can shoot a beer.

41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.

42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.

45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.

46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.

47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.

48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.

52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.

[Gel403]

Well done Dave, it must have taken you ages to type all that. That ONE brain cell does work then :rofl:

[cindy]

'52 reasons a beer is better than a wife'

it also makes you fat and likely to have a heart attack !!!! :confuse:

But maybe a good woman can make do that to you too :rofl::rofl:

[Gel403]

Hey who's side are you on Cindy :shocked:

[CPU]

'52 reasons a beer is better than a wife'

it also makes you fat and likely to have a heart attack !!!! :confuse:

But maybe a good woman can make do that to you too :rofl::rofl:
My wife is counting on it as we have a bet on about who goes last gets to dance on the other's grave ;)

[badbadman]

More things that get me angry.

1. Young lads with Bull Terrier dogs who think they are hard men cos they got a dog...Tossers.

2. People who walk into your path and then expect you to move for them...Tossers.

3. Smokers who stand in the door of the pub..it's illegal you Tossers.

4. People who get in the queue at the checkout then disappear back into the shop to get more stuff, I just shift their stuff and put mine down...Tossers.


I have come to the conclusion the world is full of Tossers.. :D

[Pipeman]

Had a bad morning then, Stewart?:headbanger:

[Hicarrumba]

Petrol pumps that you are well careful to put £20 in and you get to the checkout and its £20.01p how it was £20 not 30 seconds ago.....

[badbadman]

Had a bad morning then, Stewart?:headbanger:


Bad Day Ron, some of Havants young boys (won't call them men cos they ain't) think they are beyond a good hiding cos they have these dogs.
His gorlfriend looked embarrassed by his behaviour though so that was some consolation for not smacking him. :)

[Hicarrumba]

Bad Day Ron, some of Havants young boys (won't call them men cos they ain't) think they are beyond a good hiding cos they have these dogs.
His gorlfriend looked embarrassed by his behaviour though so that was some consolation for not smacking him. :)

Sorry thought you were on about his Bird at first.

Yeah we have a couple of them up here too, Bull terrier with a leather harness covered in brass studs, pulling the young (idiot) man about, him stripped to the waist trousers over ass grundies above navel, tracky bots in socks and baseball cap with the NY logo. Standard Chavestry!

[Pipeman]

People working in shops who, when they give a poor response to your complaint, say, "Is that alright then?"

I usually say "No" and wait for something better.

[badbadman]

People working in shops who, when they give a poor response to your complaint, say, "Is that alright then?"

I usually say "No" and wait for something better.


I'd avoid Floors To Go then Ron, that's all we do is apologise for late orders and some of the staff couldn't give a damn as long as they get their commission, needless to say i am not one of them. :o