Grumpy old women

[kooky]

A great idea by Jan so come on lets get moaning who's first?:rofl:

[kooky]

Okay i'll go first , can i have a moan about why men feel that the remote control for the tv is THEIRS. The trouble is they don't know how to use it properly, they think the buttons are to be pushed constantly to change channels in between programs and in between adverts and in between toilet trips and in between pretty much anything at all in fact they don't actually watch anything all the way through, if it does happen to stay on one channel long enough to find out what is actually happening this means THEY HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP:rl:

[miffy]

LMAO at that one!!! It's SO true!!! They seem to think that it's WAY too complicated an instrument for women to possibly operate!!!!
Who do they think deciphers the 30 different ECO programmes on the new washing machine?? Or sets the timer on the state of the art cooker that bears a vague resemblance to the space shuttle's launch panel??
Or manages to make a bookshelf out of 20 assorted bits of wood, 55 screws in 8 different sizes, 18 space age nuts, 1 alan key & NO instructions from Ikea????????

Grumpy old women, that's who!!!!!

xxjan

[Jeni]

Or manages to make a bookshelf out of 20 assorted bits of wood, 55 screws in 8 different sizes, 18 space age nuts, 1 alan key & NO instructions from Ikea????????

haha! i have to leave the room when hes building stuff, its not safe cos im always correcting him lol. im liable to get a hammer chucked at me!

why is it that old women (i mean pensioners) always smile sweetly and scare young children, and then even when they know they are upset and dont like it carry on trying to be nice to them, talking to them and saying "youre not really shy are you" well, er, yes he is. thats why hes hiding behind me and wont eat while youre looking at him...

[Marvin]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy.
Other days I let her sleep..

[Jeni]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy.
Other days I let her sleep..

*slaps Nigel with a wet fish* i hope she sees that :p

[badbadman]

LMAO at that one!!! It's SO true!!! They seem to think that it's WAY too complicated an instrument for women to possibly operate!!!!
Who do they think deciphers the 30 different ECO programmes on the new washing machine?? Or sets the timer on the state of the art cooker that bears a vague resemblance to the space shuttle's launch panel??
Or manages to make a bookshelf out of 20 assorted bits of wood, 55 screws in 8 different sizes, 18 space age nuts, 1 alan key & NO instructions from Ikea????????

Grumpy old women, that's who!!!!!

xxjan



It is too complicated for a woman, it doesn't have a spin cycle so get back to your washing machine. :p

[cindy]

Don't you just hate people who walk SO SLOW -and spread themselves across the pavement so you cant get past them....

...women with their baby buggies walking behind you who keep crashing into your ankles and then TELL YOU to look where you are going???

.....selfish people on buses who crowd around the exits and the front of the bus so nobody can get on or off while the back of the bus and upstairs is empty !!!

...people who refuse to give up their seats on the bus or tube for elderly people and pregnant women forcing me to ask them to shove their big fat ar..s out of the way and have some consideration!

I could go on but I am really grumpy now so will shut up and go and get me breakfast!!!

[miffy]

You're doing just FINE, Cindy!!!! You're SUPPOSED to be grumpy on here!!!!!!!!!!!:)

xxjan

[cindy]

Yeah but being grumpy ****es me off!! :mad:

[kooky]

I get annoyed when you hold the door open for someone and the buggers never even say thank you :mad:

[Shaun]

I get annoyed when you hold the door open for someone and the buggers never even say thank you :mad:

Thats when you slap them on the back of the head :top:

[sharkbait]

Okay i'll go first , can i have a moan about why men feel that the remote control for the tv is THEIRS. The trouble is they don't know how to use it properly, they think the buttons are to be pushed constantly to change channels in between programs and in between adverts and in between toilet trips and in between pretty much anything at all in fact they don't actually watch anything all the way through, if it does happen to stay on one channel long enough to find out what is actually happening this means THEY HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP:rl:



It's because we paid for the TV...:outta:

[miffy]

Yes Dave , you'd better :outta:


NOW CLEAR OFF--YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN GRUMPY CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

xxjan

[Penabby]

lol at this thread.

Can I have a go?

Why is it that when Men go out and do a days work, they are so poor they cant do a thing, get waited on and sit there grumping how hard they have worked and how tired they are... yet when I go out and do a days work I still have to do the cooking, cleaning etc....grrr......

[miffy]

MMMMMMMMM--Doesn't seem right fair, does it??????????????? :confuse: But you're absolutely right!!

""But I'VE been to work!!!!!!!!!!!"" :mad: :rolleyes: HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:vaderluke:

xxjan

[Pipeman]

lol at this thread.

Can I have a go?

Why is it that when Men go out and do a days work, they are so poor they cant do a thing, get waited on and sit there grumping how hard they have worked and how tired they are... yet when I go out and do a days work I still have to do the cooking, cleaning etc....grrr......

Because you're a woman.;)

Read my signature.:shocked:

[Gel403]

Well i want to know why men don't put the lid down on the toilet when they've finished and WHY they never clean the loo when they've had a number 2

If they knew that when you flush the toilet without putting the lid down,what you have done has just been sprayed into the air and so it's on your toothbrushes oh and the toothpaste coz they never replace the cap...... YUK :shocked:

[kooky]

Jobs worths:headbanger:

[badbadman]

It's because we paid for the TV...:outta:


and the licence...:p

[miffy]

I expect you paid for the washer-the hoover--the Mr Muscle cooker cleaner--the toilet brush-& the sink as well, but i bet you don't want to commandeer THOSE, do you?????????????? :rolleyes::rofl:

Just the remote control & the Hobnobs!!!!!!;)

xxjan

[badbadman]

I expect you paid for the washer-the hoover--the Mr Muscle cooker cleaner--the toilet brush-& the sink as well, but i bet you don't want to commandeer THOSE, do you?????????????? :rolleyes::rofl:

Just the remote control & the Hobnobs!!!!!!;)

xxjan

Yes I paid for them...they were presents for the other half.:D

[miffy]

awwwwwwwww--how lovely!!!!! And i bet you REALLY wanted to buy her diamonds & chocolates but you dragged yourself away from those & bought her what she REALLY wanted!!!
I bet there's an unused breadmaker, breville sandwich toaster & George Foreman Grill languishing in a cupboard somewhere, still with the remnants of wrapping paper & labels signed "to my darling with lovexxxx, just what you always wanted" !!!:rofl:

NOW HAND OVER THAT REMOTE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NEARLY TIME FOR "LOOSE WOMEN" !!!!!!!!

xxjan

[badbadman]

You aren't far off the mark there Jan. :)


When are they gonna have a Loose Men show for us guys? :confused: